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Orny Adams Bottled Water Can't Expire

Bottled Water Can't Expire

by Orny Adams

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From the album: More Than Loud

  1. 1. Orny Walks Out

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  2. 2. Peanut Allergies and My Family Towel

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  3. 3. I Was Raised on Germs

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  4. 4. Not Allowed in the House Until 5pm

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  5. 5. The Most Annoying People (Millennials of Course)

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  6. 6. The Hand Was Made for Sneezing

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  7. 7. Gluten People and How Long Boil Corn?

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  8. 8. Fad Diets and Caveman Selfies

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  9. 9. Santa Ruined My Life

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  10. 10. Orny Is Not My Real Name

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  11. 11. Tax Breaks for People NOT Having Kids

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  12. 12. Bottled Water Can't Expire

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  13. 13. Pre-Mortgage Smiles Vs. Hawaiian Shirt Smiles

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  14. 14. Get in the Hole!

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  15. 15. Fighting Forties Brigade

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  16. 16. Dad Turns 70 and the Technology Struggle

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  17. 17. Buying Laundry Detergent (I Smell Like November)

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  18. 18. Second Hand Dumb (Stolen Credit Card and ID Theft)

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  19. 19. Expired License Plate and I'm Printing Flapjacks

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  20. 20. Me-Eat

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  21. 21. You're Mean!

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  22. 22. Hey Women... Lower Your Expectations

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  23. 23. Best Proposal Ever

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  24. 24. Dating Differences and Christmas Tree Lights

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  25. 25. Low T Man

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