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Joe Avati "If You Hit Me I'll Call the Police!"

"If You Hit Me I'll Call the Police!"

by Joe Avati

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Tags: Comedy, Stand-up comedy
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From the album: An Evening In Montreal (Live)

  1. 1. Intro / George Foreman Grill

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  2. 2. My Nonno's Cell Phone

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  3. 3. The Italian Address Book

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  4. 4. Italians and Junk Food

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  5. 5. Nonno Hates Prince Charles

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  6. 6. Italian's Don't Follow Rules

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  7. 7. Nonno and Nonna Driving

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  8. 8. Nonno's New Car

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  9. 9. The Italian Medicine Cabinet

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  10. 10. New Canadian Pm / The Crocodile Hunter

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  11. 11. Interpreting the Mail

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  12. 12. Proud To Be Italian

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  13. 13. Italian / English Words (Italese)

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  14. 14. Italian Mums

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  15. 15. Why Do Only Italians Get Sick

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  16. 16. U Lupu / Genti Giusti

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  17. 17. You Can't Win With Italian Mums

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  18. 18. I Can't Eat Pasta and Peas

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  19. 19. Parent Teacher Night

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  20. 20. Getting In Trouble For Anything

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  21. 21. Italians Can't Cry

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  22. 22. Lazy Italian Dads

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  23. 23. Italian Warning Signals

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  24. 24. "If You Hit Me I'll Call the Police!"

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